Total Medals Earned: 257 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,920 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/30 points)
Come 1st place on Big Brown Bary's Death Chase
Come 1st place on Dad's Chainsaw Carnage
Come 1st place on Alien Hominid's FBI Shootout
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Die for the first time
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (150/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (160/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 7/21 (45/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 5/12 (55/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 7/10 (240/490 points)
A taste of things to come..
Is It human ?
Discover Your First Piece of Evidence
Escape the Lazer Room
Defeat the Ultimate Tyrant
Escape the Trap Room
Do business with the mysterious Merchant
Drop E-103 during your second encounter
Defeat the mutated monster
Complete Chapter 1
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)