Total Medals Earned: 257 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,920 Points
Medals Earned: 3/18 (110/660 points)
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 9/13 (360/475 points)
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Medals Earned: 30/50 (180/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Defeat Osha
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (325/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/90 points)
Blast an enemy's head off!
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game without dying!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!